Leap into laughter with the 'Green Guys' Card, a hilariously unique addition to our Saturn Press collection. Perfect for adding a touch of humor to any birthday celebration, this card features two charmingly illustrated frogs, masters of mirth and wisdom. Set against a pristine eco-friendly paper, these amphibious advisors bring a light-hearted perspective to life's indulgences.

The quote, "If you give up smoking, drinking, and sex, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer," is cleverly placed, offering a playful nudge to enjoy life's pleasures responsibly. This witty message, coupled with the delightful frog duo, is sure to bring a smile and a chuckle to the recipient, making their special day even more memorable.

Crafted with the finest quality materials on an antique letterpress, the card resonates with the authenticity and charm synonymous with Saturn Press. The texture of the letterpress adds a tangible sense of nostalgia and craftsmanship, making this card not just a message carrier, but a keepsake in itself.

Whether it's for a friend, family member, or colleague, the 'Green Guys' Card is an excellent choice for anyone with a love for humor and a zest for life. It's more than a card; it's a reminder to embrace the joys of life and to share a laugh with those we cherish. Send this card and spread joy, laughter, and a bit of froggy wisdom on their special day.

• 5" x 7" on recycled paper
• Inside: "Happy birthday Make it count."
• Printed by hand using antique printing presses
• Made in the USA